Tag: jokes
group name: sillywebphotos
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September 06, 2008 10:05 PM EDT --
I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door . . . more
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April 09, 2008 11:13 PM EDT --
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went . . . more
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August 27, 2008 11:43 PM EDT --
SEX IN FLORIDA
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" . . . more
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August 29, 2008 11:28 AM EDT --
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:43 PM EDT --
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. . . . more
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August 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT --
Law of the Garbage Truck
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport . We were
driving in the right lane when suddenly a car jumped out of a
parking space right . . . more
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August 29, 2008 01:12 AM EDT --
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ' Grandma , how come you don't have a boyfriend . . . more
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September 02, 2008 05:46 PM EDT --
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, . . . more
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September 02, 2008 10:35 PM EDT --
FOR ALL OF YOU
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What setting do I use on . . . more
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July 13, 2008 02:03 AM EDT --
Baptist Shampoo?
While shopping in a grocery store , two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by
the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer?.
The . . . more
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September 02, 2008 09:28 PM EDT --
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping . . . more
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August 27, 2008 05:12 PM EDT --
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
Upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down
And looked over the menu...
Raw . . . more
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April 10, 2008 12:58 PM EDT --
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
Oh,I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her . . . more
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April 12, 2008 02:56 AM EDT --
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker . . . more
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April 15, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are:
'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of hanging-up . . . more
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April 16, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
WHEN THE TIME COMES, THERE WILL BE NO NURSING HOMES FOR US. WE ARE CHECKING INTO THE HOLIDAY INN.
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a . . . more
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April 22, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:26 AM EDT --
COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!
In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling . . . more
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